ADULT PANTOMIMES
Our range of adult scripts have all the traditional elements of pantomime, but with an x-rated twist.
Not suitable for Under 18s.
Cinderella Undoes Her Buttons
8 Principal Roles
What will Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag probably.
Throbbin' Wood:
The Prince Relieves
10 Principal Roles
Join Throbbin' Wood and his Merry Men as he robs from the rich and gives it to the poor (and gives them whatever he robs from the rich too...).
Booty Call The Beast
10 Principal Roles
Featuring all the characters you know and love - Bellenda, Strap-On, Le Foo Foo, Lubiere, Cocksgirth, Mrs G. Spotts... It's time to Booty Call The Beast!
Jack Off His Beanstalk
10 Principal Roles
It's not just a pail of water getting Jill wet...
Aladdin: The Diamond Likes It Rough
AVAILABLE 2026
10 Principal Roles
Don't worry, Sergeant Woke and PC PC will ensure it isn't racially insensitive!